Stephen:
What is Richard Gere's middle name? [Shaun buzzes in] Yes?
Shaun:
I think it's a trick question. I don't think he has a middle name.
Stephen:
He does.
Shaun:
Oh.
Arj:
No-one can be expected to know it, so it must be "Gere".
Stephen:
Oh, that would be good. Richard Gere Gere.
Arj:
I thought, maybe, that his last name was his [real] middle name.
Stephen:
Ahh, that's cunning thinking, but that's not the case. It's one of those unusual ones. It's like you probably know John Wayne's first name...
Shaun:
Marion.
Stephen:
Marion. It's one of those.
Shaun:
[buzzing in] Marion?
Stephen:
No. Similar, not cognate.
Alan:
Susan?
Stephen:
No, not Susan. I like that, "A Wonderful Boy Called Sue"... [interrupted before he waffles off on another tangent]
Alan:
Judy!
Stephen:
We could be here all night.
Alan:
Angelina.
Stephen:
Angelin-
Alan:
Sarah-Jessica!
Stephen:
I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.
Alan:
Kylie!
Stephen:
No...
Alan:
Mary?
Stephen:
[ignores him] Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Mickey Rooney...
Shaun:
HA HA HAAAAA! [buzzes in triumphantly] Tiffany!
Stephen:
-is the right answer!
Alan:
...so it's not "Hamster-Bum" or anything?
