done struck again
2 May 2012 @ 10:08 PM
    Stephen Fry: What is the issue with Machine guns.
    Alan Davies: They kill you dead. Dead, Stephen, dead.
3 weeks ago via fuckyeahstephenfry (originally farcimini)
26 April 2012 @ 4:40 AM
1 month ago via fuckyeahstephenfry (originally slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry)
26 February 2012 @ 7:10 AM
"The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane: each sentence we produce, whether we know it or not, is a mongrel mouthful of Chaucerian, Shakespearean, Miltonic, Johnsonian, Dickensian and American. Military, naval, legal, corporate, criminal, jazz, rap and ghetto discourses are mingled at every turn. The French language, like Paris, has attempted, through its Academy, to retain its purity, to fight the advancing tides of franglais and international prefabrication. English, by comparison, is a shameless whore."
— The Ode Less Travelled (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
3 months ago via fuckyeahstephenfry (originally fuckyeahstephenfry)
23 January 2012 @ 6:27 AM

iheartqi:

“I’m slightly worried that my brain let me say that”

4 months ago via iheartqi (originally iheartqi)
22 January 2012 @ 3:07 AM
"We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing — an actor, a writer — I am a person who does things — I write, I act — and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun."
— Stephen Fry (via colporteur)

(Source: rachelshead)

4 months ago via colporteur (originally rachelshead)
5 January 2012 @ 10:40 PM
4 months ago via iheartqi (originally catbushandludicrous)
13 November 2011 @ 5:34 PM
6 months ago via fuckyeahstephenfry (originally fuckyeahstephenfry)
28 October 2011 @ 10:11 PM
    Stephen: What is Richard Gere's middle name? [Shaun buzzes in] Yes?
    Shaun: I think it's a trick question. I don't think he has a middle name.
    Stephen: He does.
    Shaun: Oh.
    Arj: No-one can be expected to know it, so it must be "Gere".
    Stephen: Oh, that would be good. Richard Gere Gere.
    Arj: I thought, maybe, that his last name was his [real] middle name.
    Stephen: Ahh, that's cunning thinking, but that's not the case. It's one of those unusual ones. It's like you probably know John Wayne's first name...
    Shaun: Marion.
    Stephen: Marion. It's one of those.
    Shaun: [buzzing in] Marion?
    Stephen: No. Similar, not cognate.
    Alan: Susan?
    Stephen: No, not Susan. I like that, "A Wonderful Boy Called Sue"... [interrupted before he waffles off on another tangent]
    Alan: Judy!
    Stephen: We could be here all night.
    Alan: Angelina.
    Stephen: Angelin-
    Alan: Sarah-Jessica!
    Stephen: I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.
    Alan: Kylie!
    Stephen: No...
    Alan: Mary?
    Stephen: [ignores him] Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Mickey Rooney...
    Shaun: HA HA HAAAAA! [buzzes in triumphantly] Tiffany!
    Stephen: -is the right answer!
    Alan: ...so it's not "Hamster-Bum" or anything?
7 months ago via roger-explosion (originally roger-explosion)
28 October 2011 @ 7:22 PM
    Stephen: [waffling off on a tangent]
    Alan: These chairs have wheels.
    [grins and starts rolling and spinning about on the chair]
    Alan: On the TV show, they don't have wheels.
    [pushes himself away from the desk and rolls into the background, grinning manically]
    Stephen: WOAH!
    Alan: On the TV show, they move you to a bit of tape, and they say "Don't fucking move.". The cameraman sits on a chair and just moves his hands around like that. [mimes moving a camera about] He can move it! But here... WOOOOOO! [pushes away and spins about]
    Stephen: Oh no... I may have to superglue it, I think.
7 months ago via roger-explosion (originally roger-explosion)
28 October 2011 @ 7:19 PM
    Stephen: What is 25 miles from here and smells faintly of geraniums.
    Shaun: I live 25 miles away...
    Stephen: Mmm-hmm?
    Shaun: ...we have a garden...
    Stephen: One that smells faintly of geraniums?
    Shaun: We've got a geranium in it.
    Stephen: 'A' geranium?
    Shaun: It's very faint.
7 months ago via roger-explosion (originally roger-explosion)